Businesses providing printer repair and service realize the office copier sometimes become the focus of humor. Many companies post examples of online wit near the copy machine, for example. These office gathering places help everyone maintain a sense of perspective when a printer jams or runs out of ink unexpectedly.
Actress Naomi Watts probably expressed the frustration of many people during the Era of Social Distancing when she posted a rant online recently. Suddenly, her dishwasher, her vacuum, and her printer all broke down at the exact same time without anyone able to provide repairs! During this challenging period, we’ve collected some very old (and very silly) printer and copy machine jokes for your amusement:
Q: Why did the boss enroll the office printing machine in an exercise class?
A: He wanted it to get toner!
Q: What does my printer have in common with a rock star?
A: They both keep jammin’ all the time.
Q: What did Cinderella say when her office printer malfunctioned?
A: “Don’t worry. I know someday my prints will appear!”
Q: What do you call a lazy office copier room pet?
A: A copy cat.
Q: Why did the pig farmer finally decide to auction off his printer?
A: The high cost of the oink proved too much for him.
Q: Why did your company’s neighbors just report your copy machine to the police?
A: They said our office printer jammed so loudly they could hear it a block away!
Q: What happened to the printer supply salesman who dreamed about finding a brand new color of ink to sell?
A:He woke up and realized it was all a pigment of his imagination!
Q: Manager: “What do you call our new print repair technician, anyway?”
A: Secretary: “Indispensable!”
Q: What traits do accountants and printer supply purchasing clerks share in common?
A: They both know all about red ink.
Q: Why did the counterfeiters decide to go shopping for a brand new copier?
A: They wanted to find one in mint condition!
